I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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