they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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