HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize