So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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