I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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