I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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