Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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