he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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