no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
even my farts smell like vagina
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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