it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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