He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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