I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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