then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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