Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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