You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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