I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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