my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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