If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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