Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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