I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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