doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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