do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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