Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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