This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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