i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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