So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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