My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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