hotel room ftw
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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