Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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