We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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