Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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