she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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