Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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