I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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