Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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