Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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