But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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