I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just want nice things and good sex
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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