Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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