at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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