so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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