I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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