she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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