It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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