OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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