I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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