How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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