Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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