Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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