how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ugly people sure do ruin things
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize